Lady: Do you drink?

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari then?
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Murgi:- Ha ha....
Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....
Murgi:- Really??
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Kya karu batao.
Murgi:- Bataun...
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Bataun...
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Chal anda de...!

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दिल्ली का मौसम एकदम लूल होई गवा है...।
बोले तो..
ससुरा कभी गरमी लगत है, तो कभी ठण्डा...
काउनो फिरकी ले रहा है, हम लोगन का...
इ wrong नंबर है...
ई गोल पर मौसम का काउनो भरोसा ही नाहीं...
एक तो ठण्डा ऊपर से, इ ससुरा बारिश..!!
हम तो कनफुजिया गया हूँ...
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